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Dirty - Vocals

"Dirty Steve" Fuller, a native of the Deep South, started his singing career in a college karaoke bar when he got really drunk and sang "Jeremy" by Pearl Jam. Beautiful women kept coming over to him later, saying how much they enjoyed him singing, so he thought he should make an effort to keep doing it! Since moving up to the Baltimore-Annapolis area in the late 90s, Dirty has fronted bands such as Moneyshot, Sasquatch, Don't Ask, and most notably the acoustic duo Fat Johnny and the White Marsh-based rock band favorite, Union-jack. After a long hiatus in which he had a special surgery to remove his belly button, Dirty Steve burst back on the local music scene with Wired Shut, and he hasn't looked back since (except when a drumstick hits him in the back of the skull...).

 

 

Chris - Guitar

Chris was shaped early by arena rock greats like Peter Frampton, Jimi Hendrix and Aerosmith. In middle school, learning music with a saxophone proved valuable, but only when amplified by a Marshall. In high school, listening to R&B stars like Parliament and Cameo and Blues greats like Stevie Ray Vaughan and Billy Gibbons landed him in a R&B/Rock/Go-Go fusion group. After hundreds of jam sessions, Chris melded his funk skills back into rock, handling bass and vocals for Snafu. After drumming and guitaring for the Charingtones, he stepped up his game and now attempts back flips and handstands as the lone gunslinger for Wired Shut.

 

 
 

Mike - Drums

Mike has been playing drums professionally since the summer of 1990. He has played with such bands as Justin Sane, Silent Jester, Tin Man and Family Tradition. He took a break in the mid 90’s to start a family and has been on the scene since the summer of 2000. You may have seen him in the popular acoustic act, The SOLUTION, OLD SCHOOL, or the power trio Client 9. Now you can catch him banging on the skins with Wired Shut! When he’s not helping little old ladies cross the street that is…

 

 
 

Brett - Bass

 

Mr. Brett Favre is our newest Wired member and comes to us by way of Towson, MD through the cornfields of White Hall. Brett spent the last 4 years in Flipside, which he formed back 2005. Since November 2009 Steve has searched for a group of maniac musicians with more personal problems and issues than he has, which is next to impossible. You can only see these dysfunctional episodes at one of our shows. Please make every effort to stop by and ask Brett if he will be playing this year in the NFL.